what if i just started licking the dentists fingers while they were in my mouth omg
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I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
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“fuck” i whisper to myself as i hear the facebook chat sound come through my speakers
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minorcharactershavefeelingstoo:
FOREVER REBLOG. No matter how many times it comes on my dash.
This too awesome.
Bitches best not mess with that kid. He’ll fuck you up.
This is why you don’t fucking mess with Canadians
Never turn your back on a Canadian…
eheheheheheheheheheehehe
(Source: thulaa-lizz, via follow-my-beating-heart)
sexism is a woman who can win seven grammies, sell out arenas worldwide, have a growing empire in her name and still be recognized as ‘harry styles’s exgirlfriend’
Taylor Swift isn’t a real woman.
then what is she?
the queen
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well done mr and mrs franco
well
done
oh my god
(Source: new-yorkshottestclubis, via loneponybungalow)
Do you have a CMA moment that you think about at times?
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